F in Exams Quotes

“The shortest war in recorded history took place on August 27, 1896, between the United Kingdom and the Zanzibar Sultanate. It lasted for 38 minutes.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

“Studies show that blood pressure tends to rise on Monday mornings, and emergency rooms see higher numbers of heart attacks on Mondays.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

“STUFF THEY SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT US Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

“The largest thing a blue whale can swallow is a grapefruit.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

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― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition