Confessions of an Ugly Girl Quotes

“Every time Valentine’s Day came around, I’d hold out the stupid hope that maybe there’d be some guy who had a secret crush on me and would buy me a rose to finally declare his love. Then the day would come, and of course, nobody bought me a rose, and I’d end up getting really depressed, looking at all the pretty girls in my homeroom with their roses.”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl

“a piece.”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl

“doesn’t get snow ever.”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl

“Silicon Valley”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl

“crippled guy…”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl

“was a nonissue when I found out he was disabled,”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl

“Nobody asked me out on a date. I was unkissed.”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl

“I wanted to explain to him that when you love a person, you want to know everything about them, even the bad stuff. I wanted to know everything about him.”
― Alice Wasser, Confessions of an Ugly Girl