Sex Bear Quotes

“They saw me and screamed in terror, not knowing that I was gay and full of rainbows! I let them run for now because soon they would know my story and how nice I really was inside even though I looked like a big scary bear. Maybe they got scared seeing my enormous dong, so I stopped at a clothing store and put on a tuxedo so maybe people would know that I was a class act.”
― Monsieur Loads, Sex Bear: The Legend Continues

“Love is love, no matter what the form takes. Even if you're a guy that looks like a lady, or a lady that looks like a guy, or a bear that has the spirit of a gay man inside of him also his big, veiny, flippy, floppy ding-dong muscle and a super-computer.”
― Monsieur Loads, Sex Bear: The Legend Continues

“I came to settle in America because the hotdogs are endless here and there is little shame to love a hotdog so much in this country. Entire stadiums of men watching sportsballs and stuffing wieners in their faces, how could Monsieur Loads not love this land of freedom?”
― Monsieur Loads, Sex Bear: The Legend Continues

“I have the spirit of a man also his massive throbbing cock, butt I'm all bear except for this big fat human dick.”
― Monsieur Loads, Sex Bear: The Legend Continues

“Chapter One   I have the spirit of a man also his massive throbbing cock, butt I'm all bear except for this big fat human dick. One”
― Monsieur Loads, Sex Bear: The Legend Continues