Wet Quotes

“I’m a realist. Life is hard and then you die.”
― Ruth Clampett, Wet

“No, why?” “I told you about my foursome.” “Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot about that. That was when you were a man-whore.” “Yes, thanks, although I prefer the term ‘sex fiend’.” “Well . . . that’s still what you told me.” “I did. So see, I’m the very guy you wouldn’t want to sleep with.”
― Ruth Clampett, Wet

“It all starts with the guy ripping her panties off. Have you ever tried to rip off a pair of panties? It’s not like they just pull apart. Those things are sewn to stay together, and I gave a girl a skin burn once trying to yank off that lacey shit.”
― Ruth Clampett, Wet