Switching Hour Quotes

“If you say or do anything that keeps my ass in the magic pokey, I will zap you bald and give you a cold sore that makes you look like you were born with three lips.”
― Robyn Peterman, Switching Hour

“Robyn”
― Robyn Peterman, Switching Hour

“I didn't know about you. Your mother never told me. When I found out I confronted her and she turned me into a cat. The only way I could be with you as your father was if I earned your love." His voice was”
― Robyn Peterman, Switching Hour

“And you're on crack. I'm a witch and you're a wolf. I was not built to blow puppies out of my hooha." His”
― Robyn Peterman, Switching Hour

“Out," I instructed as I began peeling my clothes from my body. "I am going to pee for twenty-seven minutes, and then I'm going to shower for forty-two minutes, followed by scrubbing my teeth for sixty-one minutes.”
― Robyn Peterman, Switching Hour