Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“had to go poo like every 20 minutes.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes. Oh, my goodness, it was a terrible ordeal.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Rising Blade.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“poo”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I woke up a bit late”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I woke up early”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I just slept like a baby.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ah! That would be most useful! I had to eat raw chicken yesterday, and it gave me mad diarrhea. I was pooping all over the place, but thankfully, the illness is wearing off,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I had fallen in my own poo. This had to be some sort of epic fail.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“woke up early”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Then the cow proceeded to poo into the hole where I was in.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I had to go poo like every 20 minutes.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wait a minute, I thought to myself, this hole looks a little bit TOO familiar. Nooo!! It can’t be! This hole is one of the poo holes I dug on Monday. EWWWW!! I had fallen into my own poo. This was the ultimate epic fail. After crying a little bit— only a little bit—I dusted myself off and continued my journey.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“the topic. “Steve, allow me to introduce to”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I guess that was a good side effect of my rage mode,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I had fallen into my own poo. This was the ultimate epic fail. After crying a little bit— only a little bit—I dusted myself off and continued my journey.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“fluffy sheep, but at least I got my wool. Also, I was able to gather some raw mutton pieces. I walked away and continued my journey while feeling slightly”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“He had caught me with my pants around my ankles.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I watched her watch away,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes. Oh my goodness, it was a terrible ordeal. There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 2