Jameson Hotel Quotes

“There's no Killer Ken in the toy stores, and certainly no Fuck Her in the Ass Ken, so I've got a leg up on Barbie's little squirrel monkey.”
― Aven Jayce, Jameson Hotel: Book 1

“Women. You can’t live with them and you can’t cut them in half and keep their lower torso to fuck because they start to smell after a few days.”
― Aven Jayce, Jameson Hotel: Book 1

“Come on.” She motions. “I’ll get your goddamn tool that you seem to be so infatuated with. I swear you love your weapons more than me. And when are you going to say that you love me anyway?”

“I thought I just did.”

She rolls her eyes and exhales my name. “Oh, Mark. So whenever I tell you I love you, your response will be ‘your blood kicks ass.’ Fine, act like a teenager again, fuck if I care.”
― Aven Jayce, Jameson Hotel

“Her head rests against my chest as my finger glides around her viscid pussy.”
― Aven Jayce, Jameson Hotel: Book 1

“Don’t try to be in control and don’t speak. The only word you’re permitted to say tonight is Mark. I don’t want anything else leaving those plump lips of yours. My dick’s going in and only my name’s coming out... that and my cum.”
― Aven Jayce, Jameson Hotel