The Big Life of Remi Muldoon Quotes

“The three most popular guys in our school were Bumbus, Rumbus, and Ox, and even though they were a lot bigger than me, they also seemed to like me quite a bit. In fact, they said I was so cool, I deserved my very own locker.”
― Daniel Kenney, The Big Life of Remi Muldoon

“I pounded on the locker door. I yelled through the little vent at the bottom. I pounded on the door some more. I yelled through the vent again.”
― Daniel Kenney, The Big Life of Remi Muldoon

“tried to step around me but I jumped in his way again. “I don’t care what those guys say because you need to listen to me and fast,” I said. “Right now you’re acting like a punk and the real Abraham Lincoln wasn’t a punk. He was the most non punk that ever lived. He was honest, and brave, and a great leader. If you don’t start acting like that soon, then all of history will be broken for good.” Abe gave me a peculiar look, like he was thinking about what I had to say. With my boyish good looks and natural charm, I could be pretty convincing. Then he kicked me so hard that I landed in a tree. I’ll admit, that did not go exactly how I had pictured it. But, with me getting erased from my own life and all, I didn’t have time to whine about it. Once I got myself”
― Daniel Kenney, The Big Life of Remi Muldoon

“Bob Dylan.”
― Daniel Kenney, The Big Life of Remi Muldoon