Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1 Quotes

“managed”
― Ninja Toe, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“first worried”
― Ninja Toe, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“Mom also says not to fart so much, that it’s not considered very nice and polite, but then when I tell her it’s her fault, she doesn’t believe me. Next time she feeds me beans and cabbage, I’ll show her.”
― Ninja Toe, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“T”
― Ninja Toe, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“quiet as possible. This was very difficult”
― Ninja Toe, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“would finally be over.”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“fartypants”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“Now on to our story…       Chapter 1: Giants stink!   Of all”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“We had to be as silent as possible, not”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“constantly”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“Nobody knows whose toe, ninja toe is.  Or if he even is someone’s toe.  Nobody knows much about ninja toe at all really.  He’s never been seen.  This photo is the only visual proof we have.  He sure can write though.  If you’ve read this book, it would pay to be on the lookout for ninja toe.  It’s been said that he enjoys checking in on his readers personally, to make sure that they’re worthy of reading his books.  And don’t even think about leaving ninja toe a bad review.  The aftermath of such a foolish mistake would be ugly and painful.  Enemies of ninja toe don’t seem to stick around long.  Nor do enemies of ninja toe’s many fans.  Who IS ninja toe?  Secret avenger?  Ninja?  Toe?  Author?  You might think it silly that a toe could write a book or be a ninja.  But it would be smart to not question ninja toe.  Seriously.  Don’t do it.  He’s a ninja.  And a toe.”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“This”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

“Ninja Toe”
― NINJA TOE, Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays