There Are No Vampires In This Book Quotes

“Madeline says I have to write a diary. She gave me this notebook to fill up. It's part of recovery. She says this will help me with my feelings. I told her to shove the book up her ass.”
― Megan Bailey, There Are No Vampires in This Book

“He gave her one of his glares, the one normally reserved for other people. "Why do you even care?"
"Because you're..." The word mine hung on the tip of her tongue, shocking her. Heat flamed her cheeks and quickened her heart. She jumped to her feat. "I don't care!”
― Megan Bailey, There Are No Vampires in This Book

“What's a little tonsil hockey between friends?”
― Megan Bailey, There Are No Vampires in This Book

“There's the rebel," he said with a dramatic sigh. "Do I at least get to see it in person?"
"Of course, silly!" she smiled as she passed him and opened the door. "You get to help me take off this bandage."
"Oh, goody! I'm trembling with antici— Wait for it." Aiden held up a finger.
"Get in here and shut up," Taryn preempted him.
"—pation," he said dryly. "Fi-i-ine. You never let me have any fun.”
― Megan Bailey, There Are No Vampires in This Book