My Eyes Are Black Holes Quotes

“It felt good, the match sparking a small flame into existence, and that small flame igniting an all engrossing one. Like the big bang.”
― Logan Ryan Smith, My Eyes Are Black Holes

“I have outlived the stillborn. I have outlasted my usefulness. I have become an abysmal ocean sponge, ten millennia old, and just as wise.”
― Logan Ryan Smith, My Eyes Are Black Holes

“Bears are often vicious animals. I’m not too worried, however, since pretending to be dead is your best defense against them. It’s how I’ve gone my whole life without a single bear attack.”
― Logan Ryan Smith, My Eyes Are Black Holes

“My mother commissioned it, knowing it would flatter him but really hoping an artist would capture the essence of a man about to slowly wither and die from an inability to love outside himself, despite things such as the birth of a son and the unconditional love of a wife.”
― Logan Ryan Smith, My Eyes Are Black Holes

“In God’s thumbprint, we are only a millimeter of the swirling lines. We ask to be more, to be recognized, but we’re just part of God’s thumbprint. We swing through space every time she has to scratch her nose or wipe her ass. And we don’t notice the difference.”
― Logan Ryan Smith, My Eyes Are Black Holes

“My eyes are black holes. My brain is a wormhole.”
― Logan Ryan Smith, My Eyes Are Black Holes

“Like my dick at the thought of my wife, I don’t want to get up.”
― Logan Ryan Smith, My Eyes Are Black Holes