The Consequence of Rejection Quotes

“So go after her." This from Colton.

"And say what? 'Choose me! Stay with me!' She's left me twice guys! She's not coming back."

Max sighed and kicked a box in my direction, then reached out and patted my hand. Aw, he was comforting me. That was nice of him to -

"What the hell!?" I screamed, as Max slapped me across the face - twice! Then pulled his fist back as if he was going to beat the shit out of me.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“Good things happen in prison,’ said no one ever. Word to the wise, if you want to prove your manhood to your woman, just pull it out and show her, feel me?”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“What's wrong with his foot?" Said Reed.

"Why even ask? It's Jason we're talking about here. He get's injured by breathing." Colt chuckled.

I grit my teeth. "That was one time and the doctor said it could happen to anyone."

"I googled it!" Max said helpfully. "It happens to llamas. And those dodo birds - the really stupid ones.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“I spread my arms wide to anyone who would listen. "Yes! She was my first everything. And now she's nothing to me! You hear me!? Nothing!"

The room fell quiet. The front door of the police station closed, and wouldn't you know, there stood Maddie. Holding a freaking sign that said: Vote Max! I'm only running because I wanted to make a sign!

Hell, at this rate he was gonna get voted President and create a notional holiday where everyone had to walk around without pants!”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“You really need to stop reading Max's book! Nothing he says in that damn thing is even remotely true!"

Damn Max for writing a best seller on how to get women and what not to do! Guess which part of the book I'm not in? No really, guess. Let's just say, I had a brief moment where I thought of changing my name and moving to Canada!”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“The Graph will be available in PDF form on the Max Emory website, as well as available in the back of the book. Might I suggest printing two copies just in case? And trust me, you really do want to get that bad boy laminated. Hell, I know a few that have it framed; it’s sacred, anything sacred deserves your tender loving care, just like your penis.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“When a woman starts counting, you only have one choice, you get naked, and you do whatever she says — nobody wants to know what’s after three. Nobody.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“And felt the warm buzz of alcohol fill my veins as I popped up and saw Max follow, nuts first, jumping right on top of me. I ducked, just in time, so I didn’t get a face full of balls.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection

“I like big guns. They remind me of my giant cock,” Max announced.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Consequence of Rejection