Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody Quotes

“As we waited to enter, all the talk seemed to be about was how much they didn't want to be in a house called Slipperen.”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“One of the teachers announced, "First years, wait here. In a moment, we'll enter the Great Hall where you'll be sorted into houses." As we waited to enter, all the talk seemed to be about was how much they didn't want to be in a house called Slipperen.”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Nobody acted as if this was an unusual occurrence, and when I finished changing I lay in bed thinking about my first day at magic school. I'd seen teachers turn into animals, passed through ghosts, and almost been killed by flying magic rodents. I lay there thinking about how the animated paintings weren't TVs mounted behind fancy frames. The moving stairs weren't powered by pistons. The teachers weren't wearing costumes or performing tricks. The magic was real, all real. Only now did I begin to accept, to really believe it. My head swam. I didn’t think I'd be able to sleep, but soon I was out.”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Plotter got fan mail, but I was kinda relieved. I mean relieved that Professor Luckhart was busy because I wasn't sure there was much he could teach me beyond stand-up comedy. Still, I felt a pang of resentment. My education being put off in favor of Harry Plotter's fan mail. That night, as I took off my robes, a loud thud came from outside our room, like someone knocking over furniture. Then a gray glowing head poked through our door. "Anyone awake?" the specter screamed before entering our room and jumping on the bed next to me. He knocked over a stack of books and ripped off some bed curtains before disappearing through the far wall. Moments later, another ghost—this one”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Chapter 3 – Professor Smape”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“just don’t really understand half of what girls do, so it seemed a logical choice.”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“girls”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“students”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“it”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“longer”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“there”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“A”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“most”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“about”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“cardboard”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“the”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“err…”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“and”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“around.”
― M.J.A. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“High”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“castle”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“leak.”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Order of Merlin, First Class" and the name of the school again, "Hogworts School of Magic and Mystery." What sort of messed-up name was that? And what type of magic were they teaching?”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“High above, on the side of a cliff, stood the largest castle I'd ever seen—ever imagined. The windows glowed with candlelight, as the last desperate rays of light silhouetted the castle against a gray sky. I knew Britain was famous for old crumbly buildings, but this place was ridiculous.”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Gryffinbore, Slipperen,”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Nirvana?”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Austin”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Gryffinbore”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“Slipperen.”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

“huge”
― M.J. Ware, Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody