Yo Mama Jokes Quotes

“Yo momma's so fat, when Santa saw her, he said, "ho ho holy shit! That's an ugly bitch!”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“her face hurt.”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“run away.”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something to eat.”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“shinny,”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so fat when she got in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign you could only see H-D Yo”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so fat, when Santa saw her, he said, "ho ho holy shit! That's an ugly bitch!" Yo”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so old, her butt crack”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so fat when I stabbed her in the stomach the whole McDonalds value meal came out of her”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so tall when I tell her to bend over she's still taller than me. Yo momma's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun. Yo momma's so tall she went to Leeds and her legs were still at home. Yo momma's so tall she called the Ocean a kitty pool. Yo momma's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere. Yo momma's so tall when she jump in the sky it hit jesus' balls. Yo momma's so tall she could "69" big foot. Yo momma's so tall she has to take a bath in Niagra falls. Yo Momma's so Stupid   Yo momma's so stupid, she told me everything she knows during a commercial break. Yo momma's so stupid, that if I need a brain transplant I'll take hers, because it's barely been used. Yo momma's so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Yo momma's so stupid. She went to the eye doctor to buy an iPad. Yo momma's so stupid she threw the clock out the window to see time fly! Yo momma's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma's so stupid, if her brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill a M&M. Yo momma's so stupid if you stand close enough to her you can hear the ocean. Yo momma's so stupid, the smartest thing to come out of her mouth was a penis. Yo momma's so stupid, the government banned her from homeschooling her kids. Yo momma's so stupid, she's the reason women only make 75 cents on the dollar. Yo momma's so stupid, she filled her car with water so she can drive in the Car Pool lane. Yo momma's so stupid, I would ask her how old she is, but I know she can't count that high. Yo momma's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma's so stupid she put cheese on my dad because he's a cracker. Yo momma's so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo momma's so Stupid when i said One mans trash is another mans Treasure she jump in a trash bin. Yo momma's so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so skinny she can use a bracelet as a hula hoop. Yo momma's so thin that if she stands in front of a wall she looks like a crack. Yo momma's so skinny she can't sideways when taking a selfie. Yo momma's so skinny she played the part of the staff in the story of Moses. Yo momma's so skinny she hid behind a stick during a game of hide and seek. Yo momma's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop. Yo momma's so skinny when she is taking a shower, she has to run around to get wet. Yo momma's legs so skinny, she looks like a blow pop. Yo momma's so skinny she can hang glide off a dorito. Yo momma's so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail. Yo momma's so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo momma's so skinny, when I slapped her I got a paper cut! Yo momma's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. Yo momma's so skinny the Olsen Twins called and said they want their eating disorder back. Yo momma's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. Yo momma's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes. Yo momma's so skinny, she could dive through a fence.”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!

“Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!”
― Tony Glare, Yo Mama Jokes: 201+ Best Yo Momma jokes!