Mercury Retrograde Quotes

“This could, quite possibly, be the dumbest thing she’d ever done: pursuing a poisonous basilisk into a cave during an earthquake in the company of a bunch of dead guys, armed with a potato cannon and a six-pack of lye. Never mind her soggy pink fiberglass armor. This was going to be an epic way to die. The”
― Laura Bickle, Mercury Retrograde

“Once upon a time when his chances of survival were greater than a mosquito in a bat cave. Dallas”
― Laura Bickle, Mercury Retrograde

“Did you see any Ouija boards or salt circles? Any summoning Cthulhu with a pop-up gate to hell? I hear the Dark Lord loves toasted marshmallows.”
― Laura Bickle, Mercury Retrograde

“Maybe those campers were into something strange,” Maria mused. “Did you see any Ouija boards or salt circles? Any summoning Cthulhu with a pop-up gate to hell? I hear the Dark Lord loves toasted marshmallows.”
― Laura Bickle, Mercury Retrograde