The Big Book of Post-Collapse Fun Quotes

“At the edge of the pit, she launches herself into the air: Jane of the Jungle, the Human Volleyball, Centrifugal Force Girl. For four seconds, she flies. And of those four seconds, she only screams in terror for three.”
― Rachel Sharp, The Big Book of Post-Collapse Fun

“Possibly this is some demonstration of how amazing the human brain is, adjusting and readjusting reality, plugging up potential crazy with a handy coping mechanism. As for myself, I think it demonstrates that the human brain is made of recycled monkey bits and pure, unadulterated stupid.”
― Rachel Sharp, The Big Book of Post-Collapse Fun

“Ideally, those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, waitress.”
― Rachel Sharp, The Big Book of Post-Collapse Fun