Halfway Dead Quotes

“Sometimes being pretty made people find pests less offensive, I guess.”
― Terry Maggert, Halfway Dead

“Ugh. Could you quit smiling, please? It’s offensive.” His”
― Terry Maggert, Halfway Dead

“One night a few months ago, after a few glasses of wine, I sat down and scrawled a manifesto defending my choice to shop online whenever possible. It looked something like this: Nearest good store is sixty miles away. Pants are required. Stores don’t serve wine. They don’t serve pizza, either. As”
― Terry Maggert, Halfway Dead

“Not as troubling as your hair. Did you fight an owl last night?” I reached up to feel the springy locks of hair that had gone rogue. They were numerous, free of any pattern, and vaguely damp from the dew that settled on me in the night. I’d need a hat and some motor oil to slick them down; when my hair gets crazy, it becomes an alien life form that can threaten cities.”
― Terry Maggert, Halfway Dead