Unclean Spirits Quotes

“Has anyone ever told you that you are really freaking terrible at pep talks? You could just pat me on the head and say it’ll all be fine and not to worry.” “It’ll all be fine,” he said, patting me on the head. “Don’t worry.” “Okay. That so didn’t work,”
― M.L.N. Hanover, Unclean Spirits

“If she’d pulled out a scroll of human skin covered with Latin and asked me to sign in blood, I probably would have done it. Everything was paper and ink, though, and there was only a little Latin.”
― M.L.N. Hanover, Unclean Spirits

“He meant well,” Chogyi Jake said. His voice was soft. “He’s a fucking asshole,” I managed between sobs. “He’s a fucking asshole who meant well.”
― M.L.N. Hanover, Unclean Spirits

“You’re cool?” “Cucumberesque,” I said.”
― M.L.N. Hanover, Unclean Spirits