Nether Kitten Quotes

“99 villager noobs in da town!! 99 villager noobs!! Smash one down!! Into da ground!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs . . .”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“OCELOT THAT JUST CHUGGED A POTION OF SWIFTNESS.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“I like being held.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Um, is he talking about that skeleton you've been dreaming about?" "Yes." "Right. Shall we head back now and warn the mayor of impending craziness the likes of which we've never seen?”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“problem.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks. Wow. I had no trouble sleeping afterward.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Crtibringer,”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“It was the year 2039, and his world was in a similar situation as our own: suffering from a terrible war.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Yes, it's true. And their breath isn't nearly as stinky as yours.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become?”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“At last, I crept over to that huge bookshelf and glanced at a few books on the very bottom. This section was labeled 'junk'. When I grabbed several of the books, I quickly understood why.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Me!" "Me!" "Me!”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“If just one more crazy thing had happened, I'd have started mumbling about pufferfish cookies: how to align the eggs, milk and sugar pixel by pixel on the crafting table in a purrfect way to achieve a five star rating from the International Minecraftian Baker's Society, in not only consistency but form and texture, the lightness of the bread, crisp yet never crumbling, with each tiny cube of sugar and baked pufferfish spread evenly throughout the biscuits to achieve a pastry both magnificent to the eye and simply bursting with flavor. But then I wasn't sure if the International Minecraftian Baker's Society had such a refined taste as a Nether Kitten's, and soon I began to wonder if any of them would appreciate the elegance of a cookie made of equal parts sugar and fish.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Is that a work of masterful crafting, or some kind of giant mutated mushroom?"—Max”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“An ability screen appeared before me as well.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Right. Shall we head back now and warn the mayor of impending craziness the likes of which we've never seen?”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“There was an introduction, and it read: There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks. Wow.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks. Wow.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“A flew past”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Then this world called that kitten, pulling him from his own world—the bright and tree-filled Overworld.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Orr read.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“A flew past her.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“his freind,”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“he'd be back. Suddenly, his heart froze. He feared what he might see upon returning to the Overworld. Maybe the monsters had already. . . A frightening image spawned in his mind . .”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5: