How To Be Right Quotes

“It’s important not just to confirm normal, commonsense assumptions, but to actually convert the uncertain. To win over those who want to be won over, and sharpen the spear of facts and puncture the flatulent balloon of sanctimonious outrage. We better find them, soon, before America turns into one giant daycare center for dipshits.”
― Greg Gutfeld, How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

“As P. J. O’Rourke once observed, no woman daydreams about being swept off her feet by a liberal.”
― Greg Gutfeld, How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

“You have to be more prepared than anyone else in the room, even if you aren’t planning on speaking up. (Read two articles on a subject every morning and you’ll shine—trust me. It’s how I make my living.)”
― Greg Gutfeld, How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

“They say: “We’re all immigrants.” They mean: You hate brown people. You say: “I’m just for a line. Stand in line, asshole.”
― Greg Gutfeld, How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

“Compare Russell Brand with Mark Levin. My politics align more with Levin, but Brand still makes me giggle. And I hate his politics. He’s a piece of hairy dog shit, but he’s quick-witted—and that makes him a persuasive piece of hairy dog shit.”
― Greg Gutfeld, How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

“As we all know, there is no force stronger in the rhetorical universe than that of liberal race-guilt.”
― Greg Gutfeld, How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct