Double Tap Quotes

“Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Jacob cries, Bella dies, Harry Potter all the way. Hey! -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets. -E-Card”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You’re not the jackass whisperer.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“I want to have enough money to decide for myself if money solves everything. -E-card”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“Admit it. You sleep with your feet covered because you’re too afraid of something touching them in the middle of the night. -Food for thought”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“Alphas. Because who likes making your own decisions anyway? -Georgia’s inner thoughts.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“Kids are our future. They’ve got nothing but rose colored glasses on, and don’t have an ounce of corruption in them yet. Teach them right, and they could save the world. Treat them badly, and they can become their own worst enemy.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“More than I need my next breath. More than I need a drink in the middle of an Iraqi sand storm. More than I wanted sleep during Hell Week,” I whispered, looking deeply into her eyes. “More than absolutely anything. More than my own happiness. More than my own life. That’s how much I love you.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“You know you have the key to a man’s heart when you have the keys to his truck. ‘Cause there’s no fuckin way he’d give those up if he wasn’t planning on taking payment in orgasms later. -Life Lesson”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“The only worthwhile birth control is listening to a baby scream for 6 hours straight while you’re puking and haven’t eaten anything in four days. -Reese to Georgia”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“swear to God, if you hurt my truck in any way, I’m going to give you the spanking of a lifetime.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“They say I have a mild case of PTSD. One that doesn't really make itself known until it's the dark of night.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“Honey,” I whispered, leaning in close. “I love you more than my oldest pair of Wranglers. Every time I kiss you, I’m kissing you like I love you. Because I do love you. More than just about anything.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“in the morning, when I heard the awful moaning beside me. At first, I thought it was part of my dream. I’d had the same one for eight years now. I was lucky in that it stopped before I had to witness the murders of my mother and brothers. That didn’t stop my heart from racing. This time, though, Nico was there. He’d moan each time my father”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap

“Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Jacob cries, Bella dies, Harry Potter all the way. Hey! -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Double Tap