The Suicide Note Quotes

“When I finally kick the bucket, I want my death to be followed by a major fucking shitstorm!”
― Anonymous, The Suicide Note

“So, if I ever do commit suicide, I just want you fuckers to know, you are the ones who drove me to this. I’ll see you all in Hell!”
― Anonymous, The Suicide Note

“At this point, what do I do? I can’t go back, I can’t go forward; I’m fucking stuck.”
― Anonymous, The Suicide Note

“The way the world works; you have to already know what you want to be when you grow up, as soon as you leave kindergarten. If you get to high school and still don’t know, then you’re fucked for life. That’s why parents make their kids join Little League, because no one will take you in high school; they want someone who’s been playing the game their whole life, from the womb to now, not some newbie whose mama told him that it’s never too late to try new things. She lied, you poor little prick! Mothers lie to protect their young; that’s what they do. She lied about Santa Claus, she lied about the Easter Bunny, she lied about Jesus Christ; everything your mother taught you as a child is all part of one big, inconsistent fantasy. It doesn’t matter if you take the red or the blue pill (reference: The Matrix), because in order to truly escape this fantasy, you’re going to need more than two pills to get the job done.”
― Anonymous, The Suicide Note