Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“Angry Alex: Book 1”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

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― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“of”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“1:”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“All I have so far is that bad guys explode when you get too close to them, hate it when you look into their eyes, and attack faces. I think I need to do more research.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“Steve asked me where the sign went. I don't know Steve, maybe you should check in your fat mouth.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“7:30pm Getting ready to go out fighting! 9:00pm The sword broke, my helmet broke, and if I don't eat soon I will die.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“I don't know Steve, maybe you should check in your fat mouth.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“I fail at life, I hurt my leg.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“Steve's home. Apparently I didn't cook all of the potatoes and put them in the wrong chest. I also didn't feed the animals properly, according to him. Yep, Steve needs to die.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“Okay, so I got away. Apparently they don't like to be looked at. What is that awful noise they make? And why do they hate it when you look at them so much? Maybe they are just really insecure. Maybe they are worried that people are staring at them because they are ugly. 9:42pm I guess they are pretty ugly. I hope they never read this diary.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“Apparently they do and they get very offended when you don't know it.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“Steve asked me where the sign went. I don't know Steve, maybe you should check in your fat mouth.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“Steve needs to fall in a hole.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1

“Steve just made himself another diamond sword to go with his shiny diamond armor, of course. Apparently he's been in the mines since last night to find the materials. Meanwhile, he's given me the job of farming. I've been out here all night gathering wheat, potatoes, and carrots while dodging creeper attacks. I've had to fix the field three different times last night because apparently creepers are attracted to produce. Steve needs to fall in a hole.   1:30pm”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 1