Countdown to Killing Kurtis Quotes

“you know what they say—holding a grudge against someone is like taking poison and hoping the other person’s gonna keel over.”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“Fuck a duck. My give-a-shitter just broke. I don’t care about being clever anymore;”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“I’m goddamned unlucky is what happened—I could fall into a barrel full of titties and come out sucking my thumb, that’s what.”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“The whole exercise is like trying to pick up a cow patty by the clean end.”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“She’s so dumb, if you put her brains into a bumblebee, it’d fly backwards.”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“Nothing dries as quick as a tear.”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“You’re so ugly, your cooties gotta close their eyes,”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis