New Leaf Quotes

“Barney drew a flashlight from his belt and flicked it on. The beam reflected off the display window of Healthful Possibilities. He had to step close to see inside. His gaze landed first on a bottle of berries sporting a label that read LOSE WEIGHT FAST. A sign over a collection of boxed items promised FIVE SUPPLEMENTS TO CURE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Barney blinked and read the advertisement again. He couldn’t imagine any male in Mystic Creek, no matter how desperate, walking into Taffeta Brown’s shop and having the nerve to take one of those boxes up to the cash register.”
― Catherine Anderson, New Leaf