Straight to Hell Quotes

“This is your fearless leader? He couldn’t summon a cheeseburger at McDonald’s, much less bring about the end of the world.”
― John G. Hartness, Straight to Hell

“The dishes in the sink weren’t yet sentient, but I’d have to consult Glory on the souls of fungus before I could wash anything with a clear conscience.”
― John G. Hartness, Straight to Hell

“I could tell that I had an effect on the angel’s spiritual well-being because I’m pretty sure I have the only guardian angel in history that mutters, grumbles and bitches this much.”
― John G. Hartness, Straight to Hell