Baby Zeke Quotes

“Harold sighed. “Zeke, I am a chicken. Everyone and everything wants to kill me and eat me. I am used to it. I’d rather die helping a friend than die alone pecking at the ground. I’ll be your chicken if you’ll be my jockey.” I smiled and said firmly, “Let’s do this!”
― Dr. Block, Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey

“said the chicken. “But that is what happens to chickens. We eventually get caught and eaten.”
― Dr. Block, Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey

“Harold, it doesn’t see us,” I said in a panic. “We can’t distract it if it doesn’t see us.” “Let’s hop up to that roof over to the right,” said Harold. “It should be in the golem’s line of sight.” “Good idea,” I replied. We turned and started climbing up some steps and then did a sort of chicken jockey parkour, bounding between walls to make it to the top of one roof. Then, we jumped from that roof to a roof directly in front of the golem.”
― Dr. Block, Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey

“thought I might toss my cookies (even though I’d never eaten a cookie in my life).”
― Dr. Block, Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey