Crapkiller Quotes

“The aliens are here,” Colden intoned. “For countless aeons they’ve lurked in a network of ice tunnels, which no one knows about, beneath the surface of Ganymede. Now, they’re emerging to revenge themselves on the humans who dared to invade their world.”
― Felix R. Savage, Crapkiller

“Sir, I was just thinking, there isn’t much eating on a hamster, to begin with? I mean, they’re kind of small?” Suppressed laughter rocked the room. Shyaka waited it out. He pointed at the picture of a hamster on the screen behind him. It was blown up to the size of a collie. “This picture is life-sized.”
― Felix R. Savage, Crapkiller

“Um, yes sir. It’s just. That looks like a hamster.” “It is a hamster. In all essentials. However, we call them POCKs. That stands for Piece Of Crap.”
― Felix R. Savage, Crapkiller