Diary of a Misunderstood Zombie Quotes

“That sounds shocking and sad and and….pathetic, I know. Uh, wait, that would mean no school….ever again! This is great! Hehe. Well, mum and dad, was nice knowing you, I do hope you forgot about me by now.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of a Misunderstood Zombie

“Aaaaand JUST when I started to enjoy the view the Ender dragon released me and I fell into a nearby tree. My arm got caught on a branch and got ripped off… I have no clue how much this might have hurt if I could actually feel pain. Moments like these make me feel glad to be a zombie.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of a Misunderstood Zombie

“Ah gross, one of them bowed and kissed my foot. I can’t believe they really think I’m their new zombie warrior leader.”
― MineCrafTales, Diary of a Misunderstood Zombie