Dusty's Diary Quotes

“Cordyceps.”
― Bobby Adair, Dusty's Diary: One Frustrated Man's Apocalypse Story

“Unfortunately, when all you can think about from sun up to sun down is how much you’re afraid of turning Shroom, you’re not in the best negotiating position. The Pharma company says, “Hey, I wanna fuck you over,” and all you can really say is, “Here, fuck my sister too.”
― Bobby Adair, Dusty's Diary: One Frustrated Man's Apocalypse Story

“Do bees even have buttholes?”
― Bobby Adair, Dusty's Diary: One Frustrated Man's Apocalypse Story

“Anyways, the epiphany I just had was this. Maybe guys like me who write with bad grammar and all and sound like what you might think a dipshit should sound like, actually aren’t dipshits. We’re just regular Joes, makin’ the world go ‘round. It’s those fucks who talk and write so smooth and perfect that they make you feel like a dumbass because you don’t. Maybe they’re the dipshits.”
― Bobby Adair, Dusty's Diary: One Frustrated Man's Apocalypse Story

“By then, the only things America made better than anybody else were rich bankers, lots of Walmart greeters, and a shrinking bunch of us trying to hold onto our place in the gap in between.”
― Bobby Adair, Dusty's Diary: One Frustrated Man's Apocalypse Story