Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3 Quotes

“Goodbye. AHAHAHAHA!!!”
Wow. No wonder she doesn’t have any friends.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“laughed”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“One sign had a skull and crossbones on it. Skelee thought it was a sign for the bathroom.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Hit me,” he said. So I smacked him on the back of the head.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“I guess he thinks I want to inherit it when he’s gone or something. But I think it’s kinda lame. Right now my Dad has his hobby Abandoned Mineshaft and Minecart Rail set in there. He also has a Zombie Apocalypse set with Zombie and Human action figures, which I kinda like... But he won’t let me play with it, so it’s lame. Now, if he were to put in a 70 inch TV with a video game chair that comes”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Biome. The way you talk about it, it sounds really scary.” “It sure would be cool if we could all go to the same place for Spring break,” I said. “Then we can have all kinds of fun together.” “You should tell your Mom and Dad to call our parents. That way we can all go to the Jungle Biome with you,” Skelee said. “That sounds awesome!” Slimey said. But Creepy didn’t like that idea. We finally got him to come by promising him that we wouldn’t let him get on any scary rides.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Wow! I can’t believe it. Mom and Dad just told me that they’re taking us to the Jungle Biome for Spring break! The Jungle Biome is like the coolest biome ever. Best of all, it’s got the best Amusement Park in the entire Overworld. It’s called “Creepy World,” and it’s awesome. They’ve got the best minecart rides. They’ve got the Wicked Twister and the Head Ripper.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“looking forward to hanging out with my friends during our Spring”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Creepy was bringing his new Liquid Nitrogen Inhaler. He said it was the latest thing for keeping Creepers calm in scary situations.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“and you would never want to go visit her, because she has a particular taste for rotten flesh. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“no going out during the daytime, no playing with torches, no tipping over spiders, no bothering silverfish, NO RIDING MINECARTS, no getting close to Golems…”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Everything I thought about the universe came crashing down at that moment.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Then all of a sudden we slowed down as we came to the end of the mineshaft.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Whoa, that sounds really scary. Giant Mice, giant ducks, giant dogs. Eating dogs that are stuck on a stick. And all of those humans in one place… Dude, you’re freaking me out!” I said.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Hey, I like camping as much as the next Zombie,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“I have to figure out what to do about my pet squid while I’m gone, though. Could my pet squid start walking and talking? I could give him to the witch down the street, but I’m afraid when I get back my pet squid will grow a big nose and start walking and talking. Whoooooohhhh. That’s just creepy thinking about it. I know what I’ll do. I’ll just set him free in the lake next to the village. I’ll tell Mom and Dad it escaped. Maybe this way I can get a cooler pet…like a Killer Rabbit.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“But I lost a few toes this week, and Mom said we were fresh out of toes from our body parts stash in the basement. So she had to put ears on my feet until we could order some more body parts.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“I also think I heard some lightning and thunder in the background, and even the lights flickered a little bit.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“The only thing I have to worry about is that my little brother is coming too.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Poo—ber—tee?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Mushroom milk”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Indiana Bones and the Temple of Doom.” “It”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“ghoulfriend”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Zombies”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Wow, I didn’t know humans can turn Zombies into humans… That’s insane. I”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Creepy got himself some Pop Rocks.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Poo—ber—tee? What’s that? Does that have something to do with poo?!!” “No,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“All the guys gave Steve a high five. Except for Creepy, because he doesn’t have arms. As”
― Herobrine Books, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“But the ride I was really looking forward to was the Zombie Thrasher. They say that the G-forces on the Zombie Thrasher are so strong that if you’re not strapped in, it can rip your rotten flesh right off. One Zombie rode it, and he didn’t strap in because his friend dared him not to, so he came out looking like a Skeleton. They gave him a toy bow and arrow to keep him quiet. But I made sure I was strapped in. Hey, I like living on the edge… But I like my entrails more, thank you. But riding the Zombie thrasher was awesome! I even got a free toy bow and arrow too. I had Skelee pretend like he was me coming out of the ride, and it worked like a charm. Man, this is the best scarecation ever.”
― Herobrine Books, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls

“Today I finally got a chance to go on the minecart rides at Creepy World. First ride I tried was the Head Ripper. It was so intense, a few Zombies got their heads ripped right off. It was awesome. One Zombie put his head on backward, and rode the Head Ripper again. Took his head clean off again, but backward. Man, I love minecart rides! Usually the heads just roll down a dumpster and mobs pick them up at the lost and found. But, one Zombie decided he would ride the Head Ripper standing on his head. Took his legs right off. I think he still can’t find them. I guess his legs didn’t fit in the dumpster. But”
― Herobrine Books, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 3: When Nature Calls