Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt Quotes

“Today’s trial, which I have been randomly selected for as the subject, is going to take DNA from my brain, my ass, and a hawk.”
― Chuck Tingle, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt

“My ass thinks about this proposition for a moment and then nods in agreement. “Alright, what’s my name?” “How about Portork?” I offer. “That’s a pretty sexy name.” “Portork.” My ass repeats aloud. “Yeah, it’s very manly but also seductive, I like that name a lot.” “Portork it is!” I laugh. “Cheers to that!”
― Chuck Tingle, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt

“Hey there.” Says the butt. “You think you could let me out of here? I’m freezing my ass off.” The rump chuckles to himself.”
― Chuck Tingle, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt

“Where does the miracle of science end and magic begin?”
― Chuck Tingle, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt