Grim Offerings Quotes

“You can’t be done with men. You’re too sarcastic to be a lesbian. None of them would ever put up with you.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings

“You saved me from sleeping with someone who was incapable of giving a woman an orgasm. You saved my life.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings

“What is this guy’s deal? Does he think he’s charming? He’s got “creeper” written all over him. It’s right before “tool” and right after “douche” in the loser’s dictionary.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings

“You were arrested for fighting with Angelina?” “No, I was arrested for kicking her ass,” I corrected.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings

“plane. “You do a good thing here, girl. Don’t forget that. Life is hard, and you have a lot of choices to deal with, but you can’t second-guess yourself. What happened here today was a tragedy, but your family is safe and you all lived to fight another day. That’s the most important thing. Never give up the fight.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings