Spencer Quotes

“Maybe when he takes off his Clark Kent glasses and rips open the shirt, he’s ‘Super-Disappointment.’ Slower than a speeding bullet, nowhere near as powerful as a locomotive, able to deliver a less than satisfying sexual experience in a single thrust.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“SPENCER @TheSpencerRyan I took a hot shower this morning. It’s like a regular shower, but it had me in it.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“Oh God, this is so good, Princess, what is it?”
“Dark and stormy,” she sighs. “And you may as well take the bowl. I can’t use it now you’ve had your dirty paws in it.”
“Hmmm, dark and stormy...like you. I like it.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“I’ve had a lot of sex in my life. I’ve had mediocre sex with someone I loved. I’ve had some pretty spectacular sex with people I didn’t even know. I like to try new things, I like to push limits and I love to see a woman come undone. But in all my days, I have never had an experience that was so visually perfect. She is just absolute perfection.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“Until now, I’ve barely had the chance to register his size. I knew he was big, I even just watched him stroking it. But like this, from behind when he’s taking it slow, making me feel every inch, I really know it.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“Look at you,” he says, running his hand over my arse again. “Incredible, waiting for me to take you,” he says, following its ample contours. “The way you take an order makes me wonder what I could get you to do.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“He reaches across me for a BLT and the sleeve on his suit rides up slightly. Holy sweet baby Jesus! He has tattoos around his wrist. Not a tattoo - singular, on his wrist, no. His wrist is wrapped in tattoos down to his cuff, leaving me in no doubt he is hiding a full sleeve up there. My knees actually wobble. Bloody hell, this guy is something right out of my inappropriate dreams. I need to move away now or I’ll embarrass myself...again.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“He likes the way I dress, I know this, but I refuse to change who I am because of him. I don’t dress to provoke, I dress for me and it is by no means indecent. But I’m a girl who has curves and I love fashion. Should I have to dress like a nun because the office perv can’t keep it in check? Nope.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“What the fuck is happening? I hate him, but my God I want to fuck him. This is so bad. I need to stop this now.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“Well, marriage is a fate worse than death as far as I can see. No woman is getting her claws in me anytime soon. But if she was wearing those heels on the wedding night, I could think of worse ways to go.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“Don’t you know it’s rude to stare?”
“I was not staring.”
“You’re looking at me like I’m your next meal. I believe I already wasted a glass of Pinot telling you to keep your hands to yourself, don’t push me again.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“...You’re my princess,” I tell her, hopping up onto the bed, scooping her up and laying back. Her knees come to rest on either side of my head and I grin. “And your throne is my face.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“It’s such a cliché that you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. But it is a painful truth.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“Are you going to play games again? I want you, Jazz, how’s that? Maybe I was a coward, but I’ll admit it. I want you.”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer

“He fries my brain!” I cry in frustration.
“Well, maybe you fry his too!”
― Kerry Heavens, Spencer