Bullies and Buddies Quotes

“Books”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Dad, what do they do with all of the Nuclear Waste?”
“Oh, we pump it into the water supply that we drink everyday… That’s what gives us the nice shade of green in our skin,” he said. “Cool.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“His body was just running around waving his hands in the air, not knowing which direction to go.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“around”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Like my Dad, the gym teacher thought it would toughen us up. I actually think the gym teacher found out that Mutant was not in school today, and that’s why he wanted to try Dodge ball again. We had to play dodgeball . . . again! Me, Skelee, Slimey and Creepy were picked last…again.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Gumby, Gumby, Gumby…”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Or maybe I could collect rocks. But, I’m still not sure what Steve does with them. I know what I’ll do. I’m going to cut my hair to look just like Steve. I wanted hair like Steve’s”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“looked at him funny.” “He used to like to play with fire too, so he used to burn everything up.” “So what did you do about him?” I said. “I decided to stand up to him.” “Really?” I said. “I was scared, because I knew he could hurt me,” Steve said. “But I couldn’t stand being bullied anymore. So I told him in a strong voice to ‘Stop!’ And then he stopped, and I never saw him again,” Steve said. “Whoa…” I said.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“help me out! “His name was Harry O’Brian. But most of the kids just called him Herobrine, for short. Herobrine”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“What are you trying to do, anyway?” I asked him. “I’m trying to turn cobble stone into diamonds. It sure would make mining so much easier,” he said. “Hey, Steve, I have a question to ask you…” “Shoot.”
“Shoot what?” I said. “No, I mean sure. Go ahead and ask,” Steve said. “Well, have you ever had anybody bully you?” “Oh man, a while ago, I was bullied by one of the meanest, ugliest, and dangerous bullies you have ever seen,” Steve told me.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“great. Until… Mike Magma, Slimey’s cousin, showed up with Mutant. Oh brother. Here we go again.
I guess they couldn’t tell him to leave because he was a part of Slimey’s family. But this time, Mike brought a gift for Slimey. Slimey was touched and actually thought Mike had changed his ways. But when Slimey opened the box, there was a kiddie pool inside.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Hey, is Creepy coming today?” I said. “Yeah, he should be here in a little while. I think his Mom”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Again? Man, just for once I would like to have cake for breakfast.” “What’s that on your face?” Mom asked. “Uh… I was scratching my pimples a lot yesterday to see if I could get them to grow. And one of them grew really big.” “Don’t scratch them too much or you might pop them. Remember, you want them to be nice and ripe, and full of pus,” Mom said. “You want to look your best for the party this weekend, don’t you?” “Sure. OK. Mom.” I tried to keep my head still as I walked to school.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“But most of the kids just called him Herobrine, for short.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Call of Duty: Black Ops—Zombie Edition,”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Did Creepy ever have arms?”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“She likes to talk about everything!”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“said.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Forget it.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“booger with snot”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“nose cavity”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“what was a little guy like me supposed to do about it, anyway?”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Next thing, he balled up the spit wad in his hand and flicked it at my head.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“But my little brother was creeped out that the rabbit had three eyes.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Or, maybe it was because I found a really big booger that was connected to a long string of snot. Or, maybe it was because I took that really big booger with snot attached to it, and I ate it.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“me about her mom, her dad, her big brother and little sister, her cousins, her pet squid, the weather, her operation, when she got her tonsils put back in, her pimple, and how proud she was that I faced the Iron Golem. She even talked about how weird it is that I have a human friend named Steve.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“me about her mom, her dad, her big brother and little sister, her cousins, her pet squid, the weather, her operation, when she got her tonsils put back in, her pimple, and how proud she was that I faced the Iron Golem.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“bullying the bully that bullies you.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“Creepy”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies

“It was still really embarrassing, though.”
― Zack Zombie, Bullies and Buddies