Rest In Pieces Quotes

“I knew I should go low carb, but I have a loyalty problem. Carbs are my friends and have gotten me through some really tough times. I feel that I need to support them in this cruel, low–carb world we live in.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Six years ago I gave up cooking for Lent, and I haven’t looked back. The fact that I’m Baptist is completely irrelevant.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“When did you talk to my doctor?” I hadn’t talked to my doctor. Clearly my doctor had never heard of HIPAA.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Puddy had dinner waiting,”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Said she’d rather kill people for a living than have her mother move in with her.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Many people had pointed out that talking someone to death was my superpower.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“we’d stick out like Hell’s Angels at a Scentsy party.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Since I can barely afford fish sticks and toilet paper, pedicures are right up there with thoroughbred horses and private jets on my list of things I’ll never have.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“I was pretty sure she wasn’t here to thank me for signing her up for Cell Mate to Soul Mate—“where love shackles our hearts, not our hands”—an online dating site”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Could you bring me chocolates?” Only if they were spiked with Drano, but that didn’t seem like the best comment to make,”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Society as a whole had enough problems without his DNA peeing in the gene pool.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“I don’t flock to anything. I’m not a big flocker.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Okay, Molly was a hoarder? At least she was organized.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Everyone had a hobby; mine was prejudging people. The fact that I was usually wrong about them didn’t deter me one bit. I’m not a quitter.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Everyone had a hobby; mine was prejudging people.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“I’d expected a Mexican drug lord to look like Danny Trejo or a Hispanic Don Corleone, anything but a Latin soap star. It was disappointing.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“If Southfork and the Alamo got together and had a big, fat baby, this would be it.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Not nice” could mean a lot of things. Did Daman eat small children by the light of the full moon or tailgate the elderly?”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“What did I love more, sex or pasta? That was a tough one.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“She was equal parts Austen’s Lady Catherine de Bourgh and Hogwarts Divination Professor Trelawney.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Maybe good lighting in a funeral home was a bad idea.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“There really aren’t words to describe her.” She thought about it for a second. “Well, maybe soul-sucking vampire who leeches the joy out of everyone she meets.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Maybe one day I’ll grow a filter from my brain to my mouth, but chances are if I haven’t grown one yet, I may be out of luck.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“then”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces