Revue Quotes

“Maybe my pussy wasn’t good enough for him. You know what? Fuck you, you slutty, obnoxious, turd. My pussy is prime pussy.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Then why are you crying, sweetheart?” he asked, his smile, callous. “I’m not. My eyes are urinating, so fuck you!”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Holy hell! Is that real or a pet sea serpent that he just so happens to let sleep in his pants?”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Josh wouldn’t accept that his penis was not going to make friends with my vagina. I’d even gone so far as to explain why, as if I were talking to a fourth grade student: “You see, Josh … sometimes penises and vaginas don’t get along. And that’s okay. Not all genitalia have to be friends. They can be civil and keep to themselves, as they should in a professional relationship like ours.”
He’d replied with, “My penis is very friendly, though. He’s friendly with every vagina he meets. He doesn’t want yours feeling left out or discriminated against.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“• Why do you fuck so many women?”
“Because I like to.”
I stared at him. “That’s it?”
“Yep. I like to fuck. I like to fuck women. They like to fuck me. So … we fuck.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“there’s nothing better after a gruelling day of work than to have multiple orgasms. Now, as we all know, most guys aren’t capable of giving us MOs and, just quietly, they really should fucking teach that shit in high school Sex Ed. But,” she sighed, disappointedly, “they don’t, and because it’s a skill possessed by the unicorns of the world, we need to have with us—at all times—a BOB. So please, for me, pack your fucking vibrator.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Love should be pain immersed in comfort. It should be fear wrapped in courage. It should never be easy.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Honesty renders your heart defenceless, and lying fucks with your head. That’s why I choose to remain silent and protect them both instead.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Everything about him spelled sincere, from the SIN on his lips, to the CERE in his eyes.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Josh’s lips found mine, and fuck me stupid, the man could kiss the socks off a worm if it had the feet to put them on.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“He leaned forward, the candle flaming his eyes. “You make me want to swipe this fucking table clean, lay your body on top of it, tear your pants in two and eat your pussy for entrée, main and dessert.”
Tongue.
Rolled out.
Of mouth.
Hit Floor.
Holy fuck!”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“I hated him
… until he was gone.
And that’s when I loved him
… and hated myself.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“He was explicit sex, personified.
I was hungered curiosity, caged.
And as long as I held onto the key, my heart would remain unscathed.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Love is the most terrifying form of trust.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue

“Love is a faux twinkle in the eye and a factitious curve of the mouth. Love is fucking unbearable.”
― K.M. Golland, Revue