Principles Lost in the Cleavage of Angels and Demons Quotes

“His bed? God is sick!? The eighties... "Heh. Figures, I knew things went south starting with the ‘80s—do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.”
― Dilland Doe, Principles Lost in the Cleavage of Angels and Demons

“Are we in heaven? May I discover the truth of how the angels treat the reptilians? Can I finally meet God and ask him to save all Earth from demon hordes that enslave humanity!? Will I find a clean toilet so I can release this nice bowel movement I've been working on?”
― Dilland Doe, Principles Lost in the Cleavage of Angels and Demons

“Keanu pauses for a second, his brain realizes that the lizard is talking serious again after feeding his giant shit that he pooped out of his mouth to a gathering of giggling children. Keanu crosses his arms. "I'm not killing angels.”
― Dilland Doe, Principles Lost in the Cleavage of Angels and Demons

“Not just any soldier—one of the elite. But it was all for nothing. A decade ago when the dimension to hell broke open at the Large Hardon Collider, I was one of the first boys on the ground in Switzerland. They slaughtered us all! And I still almost did it. I almost closed the portal. Too fucking bad though; once they got a beachhead, Earth was doomed.”
― Dilland Doe, Principles Lost in the Cleavage of Angels and Demons

“Her massive fun bags press against him and her wet, warm tongue licks up and down his cheeks, covering them in saliva.”
― Dilland Doe, Principles Lost in the Cleavage of Angels and Demons

“No bro!" Dadafer suddenly stands. "I literally have the devil on my ass! The leader of all hell, Satan himself, Lucifer the fallen angel.”
― Dilland Doe, Principles Lost in the Cleavage of Angels and Demons