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'No Plan B, Malcolm!': (1/4 Victor and Malcolm series) HILARIOUS, LAUGH-OUT-LOUD COMEDY ADVENTURE. BELLY LAUGHS, BEDLAM AND BURLESQUE FOR THE SUPERMARKET AGE!! 'No Plan B, Malcolm!': (1/4 Victor and Malcolm series) HILARIOUS, LAUGH-OUT-LOUD COMEDY ADVENTURE. BELLY LAUGHS, BEDLAM AND BURLESQUE FOR THE SUPERMARKET AGE!! by Mervyn S. Whyte
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“Finally, his expression came to rest on one that combined the crazed bloodlust of a sadistic Saracen with the homicidal determination of a Kamikaze pilot.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“This is no time for technicalities.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“Another one? They seem to be multiplying like flies, these philosophers.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“Thinking for a moment he might be able to do a George W. Bush and call it an ‘enhanced interrogation technique’,”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“O Death, where is thy sting?”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“Everyone knew that the department was deserted on Sundays – the joke being that H.R. were such God-like figures that on the seventh day they rested – but that didn’t make it any easier to infiltrate.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“The humiliation of being condescended to by someone who was merely luckier than he was had forced Victor down a road from which no traveller who doesn’t understand philosophy but refuses to admit it ever returns.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“I’d say our suspect has all the signs of mental instability combined with a psychopathic personality disorder.’ ‘Hmmm,’ said Malcolm, scratching his head. ‘Could be anybody.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“In A Tale of Two Titties, there’s this woman called Busty Divine who smothers criminals with her knockers. It’s not your usual dirty movie, there’s a real story to it.’ ‘Sounds like a classic.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“Liberté, égalité and frig-off-and-die-eté.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“You can’t ask somebody to pretend to be what they already are.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'
“Having a conversation with Malcolm was a bit like running in circles very, very quickly: you never got anywhere and all it did was make you dizzy.”
Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'