Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter Quotes

“she”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“our”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“So cry yourself a river, build a bridge,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Puppy Love

“care”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“The dogs were FILTHY. The bathroom was FILTHY. And even Brianna and I were FILTHY. There was just no WAY I could clean up all this FILTH before my parents got home.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“Marcy”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“ARE”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“SMELLING”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“could.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“DELISH!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“OMG!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“SICK!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“Coming”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“YOU,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“MOVIE?!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“now,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Puppy Love

“FIASCO”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“my”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“He”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Puppy Love

“dogs”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“stealing”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Puppy Love

“THEY’RE BOTH PLASTIC, TOTALLY SELF-ABSORBED, AND FULL OF POOP!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Puppy Love

“ME, GAGGING AT THE HORRID STENCH OF MISS BRI-BRI’S MANURE AND MUD SPA BATH!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Puppy Love

“WDC”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Puppy Love

“That’s when I totally lost it and screamed, “Wow! MacKenzie is just so WONDERFUL! I bet she farts GLITTER too!” But I just said it inside my head, so no one else heard it but me.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“We could hide the dogs in his office, and no one would EVER find them. That’s because absolutely no one would even DARE go in there without his permission. Unless they were REALLY, REALLY STUPID or something!!” Zoey slapped her palm on her forehead. “DUH!! Am I the ONLY one who sees the IRONY here? Sheesh!” “There’s an IRON in here?!” Chloe asked, looking around. “Where is it? Like, who would iron clothes in a janitor’s closet? Oooh! I know! The JANITOR, right?” “Chloe! I said ‘IRONY’!” Zoey sighed. “I know. I heard you the first time. But I still don’t see any iron,” Chloe muttered.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.) She has raised two daughters and lived to tell about it. Her hobbies include growing purple flowers and doing totally useless crafts (like, for example, making a microwave oven out of Popsicle sticks, glue, and glitter). Rachel lives in northern Virginia with a spoiled pet Yorkie who terrorizes her daily by climbing on top of a computer cabinet and pelting her with stuffed animals while she writes. And, yes, Rachel considers herself a total Dork. Visit”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“puppy”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter

“abruptly. But”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Puppy Love

“to”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter