Collateral Damage Quotes

“And then there was the ground. The mean and way too solid ground. Oh how I hate that thing.”
― Tim Marquitz, Collateral Damage

“Getting shot sucked. That’s probably why I liked having my guns so much. There was something primal about bustin’ a cap in someone’s ass. Shit, that alone could probably explain nearly every case of police brutality out there. “Stop resisting, hippy!” Pop!”
― Tim Marquitz, Collateral Damage

“I wished I’d built a Starbucks franchise in Hell. I’d passed up on the opportunity because they’d seemed too evil, and”
― Tim Marquitz, Collateral Damage

“They never made movies about the granddaughter of the Devil, and after spending the last four months catering to her majesty’s every gurgled whim, I had begun to realize why. Even the great Wizard of Gerber couldn’t tame the wretched evil hiding within the creature’s cherubic shell. There’d be no happy ending to that flick.”
― Tim Marquitz, Collateral Damage