Major Misconduct Quotes

“You shouldn’t talk so much,” she said. “Those one-word answers reveal so much about you.”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“Mon camion a un pney a plat”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“Les chats me font eterneur”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“Comme on dit en francais – le chat parti, les souris dansent”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“You seduced me by telling me you’re allergic to cats.”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“He’d never met anyone like her. She said things that knocked him off balance. She completely entertained him. Entranced him.”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“She was all bright light and warmth, dazzling him, making him want to go stand near her and see if she could illuminate the darkness that was threatening to fill him up again.”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“Being his sister doesn’t make me a nun, for cheese sake”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“Cheese whiz, he was gorgeous!”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“Oh, for the love of cheese”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct

“Forget pizza,” Marc gasped. “Just want to fuck you.”
― Kelly Jamieson, Major Misconduct