Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1 Quotes

“We had a special Construction class today. At first, they just went on about the super easy stuff. Stuff even I knew. Like how it's a really good idea to put a crafting table and a furnace next to each other. Who doesn't know that? They're made for one another. Aww.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“He'd probably tell all the other kids something involving me, diapers and a poo screamer. A”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“And do you know what a teacher said to us? "Now boys . . . you shouldn't be copying those girls. Come up with your ideas, okay?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“ate lava instead.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Such as the zombie who had a craving for diamonds instead of brains. The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead. Oh.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“The other day, he was telling them about a monster called the 'poo screamer'. Supposedly, a poo screamer is a special type of creeper. Creepers are green, of course, because they're made out of leaves. But a poo screamer is brown because it's made out of poo. The poo screamer. When a poo screamer attacks, it doesn't hiss like a normal creeper. It makes a loud gurgling sound.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Maybe you're thinking: "Wait! Mobs don't do those things! Mobs don't work together!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“top”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“crafting”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Hurggggg? That's”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“It almost sounded like someone was beating the ground with a big dead fish.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“My building score is holding my level back. If I want to improve it, I have to do extra well in afternoon construction class. Which means . . . I have to build stuff the teachers actually like. I really don't see what was so bad about the furnace house. I'm gonna have to think about this. There must be a reason why the teachers liked those mushroom houses. But why? Think. Think. Think.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“I told him it'd be his for the low, low price of just fifty emeralds . . .”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“athunderstorm”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Check. But then,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Steve, the Immortal.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“And run again.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“She's gonna be okay, right?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Future me.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“poo screamer'.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“The flaming hug attack of doom.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“The stuff of legends.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“So girly.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“How can you say”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“How can you say no?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Steve.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“amazes”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Hurrrrrr,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1