Tyed Quotes

“What the hell is he, anyway? Latino? Asian? Mixed Caucasian? He looks like he’s been photoshopped by a bunch of horny teenagers.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Step Away, Coffee. This Is A Job For Alcohol.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“It looks like Brain and Hormones are in for a fight. Just as long as Heart stays out of the ring.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“I Hate Being Bipolar. It’s Awesome!”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“No, I took you out on a date because I want to fuck your brains out, among other things, and I know that the feeling is mutual. Unlike your buddy Shane, I don’t sugarcoat my intentions. I don’t want to be your friend. I have no interest in hanging out with you at the mall or choosing outfits with you or crap like that. I crave you. I want all of you, every single inch of you. And call it an only-child syndrome, but I. DO. NOT. FUCKING. SHARE.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“At the moment, my biggest plan for the future consists of a take-out pizza and re-watching the first six seasons of Sons of Anarchy. I’m nurturing a monogamous, not-at-all disturbing relationship with Charlie Hunnam's work right now.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“I won't hit you, but I'll hurt you'.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“This place is crazy, B. You’ll develop testicles just by breathing the air here.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Women like men who play hockey, football, basketball and golf (okay, scratch golf).”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“If it ain't worth cheating on, it ain't worth winning." Yes.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Yeah, it's a souvenir from my very first XWL win. Vicious headlock, but I managed. The fighter ears definitely bring down my stock. It’s a bitch, for sure. I constantly have to drain fluid from them with a syringe.” “That’s disgusting, Tyler.” This, from my nana, who has a green, double-headed dildo on her nightstand. My mom still thinks it’s a decorative cactus.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“John Lennon quote. When his school teacher once asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, and he said happy, and she said that he didn't understand the question, and he answered that she didn't understand life.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Sit down,” Ty orders calmly. “Take me home.” “You’re mad because I told you I sleep with other girls?” He is mumbling to himself, almost as if it’s the first time he’s met a girl who isn’t okay with this. “Wow. You worked that out quickly. Are you sure you want to stay in the XWL and deprive the world of science of your incredible brain?”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“This shit would make a hyperactive kid snore his way through Halloween.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Heart stops beating. Brain shuts down. Hormones are raging.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“I’m living, but I'm not alive.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“I want to yell at him to stop. He’s driving in the Friend Zone. He cannot switch lanes to Boyfriend. That’s an illegal turn. Two double yellow lines.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Jesse is not as charismatic as Ty, but they both fall under the category of people who can tell you to do just about anything, including rimming a dead donkey, and you’d do it.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“asshat.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Please get mad at me, Blaire. Kick me, punch me, curse at me, break shit. Throw me in the fucking doghouse and let me pay for what I’ve done. But please don’t walk out on me. I can’t change my past, but we can change my future.” He closes his eyes, sighing in despair.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Apparently, after the excruciating pain, comes the numb. I’m at my numb phase.
I'm heart-crushingly numb.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“The guy I want is perfectly imperfect, and I'm completely fine with it.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Women like men who play hockey, football, basketball and golf (okay, scratch golf). Women love men who know how to fight.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“The university is located between San Francisco, Oakland and my internal wish to kill myself.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“I’m a (kind of) strong, (semi) independent woman, and I can. Handle. Ty. Wilder.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Rottweilers don't turn into neutered Chihuahuas.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“Nope, she would not be weeping with joy. But she would be weeping, alright.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“is. I'm not sure where the Arts part fits in Mixed Martial Arts.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“For those who told me I could

And those who told me I couldn't

Here's to chasing my dream, one word at time.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed

“I have no idea what I want to do with my life. At the moment, my biggest plan for the future consists of a take-out pizza and rewatching the first six seasons of Sons of Anarchy.”
― L.J. Shen, Tyed