Kidnapped By Nuns Quotes

“My distress and poor Spanish prevented me from explaining or understanding what they were saying, but figure it was along the lines of “You idiot! You obviously need the pope to bless you, so where are you going?”
― Bob Fuss, Kidnapped By Nuns: And Other Stories of a Life on the Radio

“learned two important lessons: never go to a developing country without my own supply of antibiotics and steer clear of holy monkeys.”
― Bob Fuss, Kidnapped By Nuns: And Other Stories of a Life on the Radio