Master No Quotes

“He could tell Big Tag was going to be a helicopter parent. An Apache attack helicopter parent.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“If she’d been the slightest bit more patient, she wouldn’t have called her future husband a moron. Oh, he was at times, but it was kinder to let him think she didn’t know.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Three of them really. Ian hadn’t come alone. Sean and Case were with him. The Taggart brothers had come for one of their own.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“I won’t even go into Kala. Still trying to figure that one out.” Ten stepped out into the hallway. How had Adam—who claimed to be the smartest man in the building—not figured that one out? “Kick A Little Ass. What the hell else would Tag name his kid?” Adam’s jaw dropped. “Holy shit. You’re right.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Oh, he’s going to get beat up for that name you gave him, but he’s a good boy.” Adam’s eyes rolled as Ten passed him. “Hey, it’s a McKay-Taggart thing. We pick weird names. Carys? Yeah, like she’s going to be able to teach people how to spell that. How about Cooper? The kid sounds like he walked out of a Western. I won’t even go into Kala. Still trying to figure that one out.” Ten stepped out into the hallway. How had Adam—who claimed to be the smartest man in the building—not figured that one out? “Kick A Little Ass. What the hell else would Tag name his kid?”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“And it was her right to kick some ass. “Doc, if you break her, are you going to fix her?” Taggart was grinning from ear to ear as though he was really enjoying himself. Damn Hippocratic Oath. “Yes. But I won’t use pain meds.” “You’re going to fit in here, Doc.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“pole. I can’t have my girls on the pole, man. Chris Rock was right. I got a mission in life now and it’s keeping my baby girls away from skeevy dudes who go to strip clubs.” “You used to go to strip clubs.” “Exactly. No way I want my baby girls around any dude like me. Or you. Or Alex’s kid. I see the way he looks at my girls.” Tag eyed him as though sizing him up.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“What would you like to bet on that? A thousand?” “A thousand dollars?” Tag nodded. “Yes. I have to go big. Have you seen what college costs these days? I have to make sure those girls get into Ivy League schools or they’ll end up on the pole. I can’t have my girls on the pole, man. Chris Rock was right. I got a mission in life now and it’s keeping my baby girls away from skeevy dudes who go to strip clubs.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“I like shoes,” Erin argued over her enchiladas, There was a massive margarita in front of her. “No,” Phoebe shot back with a grin. “You like boots, and not the cute kind. You like combat boots. The salesperson at Nordstrom nearly cried when she saw what you’re wearing.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“This is my child. I mention the word love and she barfs.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Theo sighed. “Dude, unwed your manties for a second. Nick’s a good guy.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“And Ten?” He turned at the door. “Yes?” “I’ll take the two grand in cash.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“You would have PTSD too if someone took a cattle prod to your dick.” Tag’s eyes widened. “Holy sit, Ten. I take back everything I’ve ever said about you. You’re a motherfucking hero. You were abo to perform after that? Yeah, she tried to be quiet, but that bed squeaks. Seriously, every man alive should salute you. Can I see it?” “No you can’t see it,” Faith shot back. “What is wrong with you?”
“Why are we looking at junk? Has Ten finally come out of the closet?” Sean joined his brother. Tag shook his head. “Nah. Part of his torture was a cattle prod to the cock.” “Whoa,” Sean said. “Can I look?” “Told you.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“You aren’t doing it to me. I’m not falling into that trap.” “What would you like to bet on that? A thousand?” “A thousand dollars?” Tag nodded. “Yes. I have to go big. Have you see what college costs these days? I have to make sure those girls get into Ivy League schools or they’ll end up on the pole. I can’t have my girls on the pole, man. Chris Rock was right. I got a mission in life now and it’s keeping my baby girls away from skeevy dudes who go to strip clubs.” “You go to strip clubs.”

“Exacty. No way I want my baby girls around any dude like me. Or you. Or Alex’s kid. I see the way he looks at my girls.” Tag eyed him as though sizing him up. It made Ten nervous. Tag slapped the table. “Two thousand. I bet you two grand you’re getting married at the end of this. Come on, man.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Who didn’t love a good old-fashioned 69? “Fuck, I like how you think, Doc.” A big hand slapped her ass.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Let me give you some advice. ‘Yes, baby.’ That’s all you need to say when you’re not on a dungeon floor. Now when you’re playing, feel free to get as nasty and caveman-like as possible, but in the real world, our two words for survival are ‘yes’ and ‘baby.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“I don’t think they’ve got a Criminal Department. Come on. You know there are very few coincidences in the world. McDonald is dirty. If he’s in bed with one bad guy, he’s probably up for an orgy.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Women didn’t hug him. They fucked him, they got what they needed out of him. They didn’t sigh and listen to his heartbeat and try to soothe him.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Have we had any luck doing that computer thing to him?” Hutch rolled his eyes. “Seriously? Does anyone know what I do?” “You eat a lot of candy and make sarcastic remarks. You’re a lot like the other computer geeks,” Tag replied. “Yeah, but I’m cuter.” Hutch grinned.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No

“Their dad had turned the whole office into the freaking day care center so he didn’t have to place jos precious babies out in the world. He could tell Big Tag was going to be a helicopter parent. AN Apache attack helicopter parent.”
― Lexi Blake, Master No