World's Funniest Collection of Jokes (Volume I) Quotes

“Burglars are getting very clever these days.   Last night, my wife woke me up, “Darling! Darling! There's a burglar downstairs!!”   So I go down, check every room and don't find anyone. Then I realized I don't have a wife and when I went back upstairs my bed and TV were gone.”
― Steve Evans, World's Funniest Collection of Jokes (Volume I): Huge Collection of mainly dirty jokes, puns and humor for adults