Me Tawk Funny Quotes

“Yes, sir!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Hector's mom stood there with wide open eyes and the soap powder was going all over the floor. “You see, Mom?” said Hector. “Buster really can talk and I'm not crazy after all. That's pretty weird, isn't it? I mean, it's pretty weird that I'm not crazy after all that studying and homework and exams and stuff.” Hector's mom continued to stand there, frozen to the spot. “Yo spilly yor sope poder, Misses Dumbo,” said Buster.
Then Mrs Dumble fainted.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Rats and double rats!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“problem was that Hector just didn't want to study. He”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“cheeky.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“commit”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Ow!” yelled Professor Evil. “You bit my bum!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“While Hector was talking to Mr Carrol, a van pulled up and two security guards got out and went into the laboratory. When they came back out, one of them was carrying a blue bottle and the”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“purple”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“hound, thought Mr Weazel. And now he's a student in my class and I have to teach him every day. Rats and double rats!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Buster had seen everything. He chased after Professor Evil and bit him on the bottom. “Ow!” yelled Professor Evil. “You bit my bum!” He dropped the blue bottle and it broke. The liquid poured out onto the road and started disappearing down a drain hole. “Nooo!” cried the Professor.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Mr Carrol's store was across the road from the Whizzo Chemical Research”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“dumb name.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“dumb name. “Of course it isn't,” said”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“ten sums”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Yo spilly yor sope poder, Misses Dumbo,”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Well, you've made a big mistake tackling me. Take that!” and he fired a freeze ray gun at Captain Canine.
Captain Canine leapt out of the way just in time and the freeze ray harmlessly hit a chair and froze it solid. “Rats and double rats!” said Professor Evil. Hector was at home when a newsflash”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Did you just say 'kay kay'?” Hector asked.
“Nuh nuh,” said Buster.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Hector Dumble thought the name 'Hector Dumble' was a really dumb name.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Yes, Mom. Here is is,”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“exams”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Can you imagine how humiliating that was? To get worse grades than your own dog!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“midget”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Hector,” said Mrs Dumble. “You're not dumb. You just need to study harder, that's all.” Hector was bottom”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“I”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny