Big Game Quotes

“That’s disgusting,” Summer said. “Why would anyone ever want to kill anything?” “You’re eating a steak!” Ethan exclaimed. “Where do you think that came from? You think the cow committed suicide?”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“And then, before either of us even realized what was happening, she kissed me. It”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“You threw a sloth at her,” I said. “It was self-defense,” Summer informed me.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“and as brief as it was, it still rocked my world.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“You should come. It’ll be sooooo much fun. And afterward, maybe we can go smooch somewhere.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“J.J. J.J.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“rich,”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“TABLE”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“You have a history of troublemaking at this park.” “I’ve only played pranks,” I replied. “This is stealing. And vandalism. I didn’t have anything to do with it.” “Sure you did,” Marge snarled. “Do you have any proof?” Summer asked. “Like surveillance video showing Teddy destroying the candy store?” “No,” Marge admitted sullenly. “There’s no footage of the crime.” “Really?” I asked. “Because there’s, like, ten thousand security cameras in this park.” “Those are to protect the animals,” Marge”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“was”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“So Summer did the only thing she could think of. She grabbed the closest large object and threw it at the hunter. It turned out, the closest large object to us was the sloth.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“This is an official warrant to search your home for stolen candy.” “What are you talking about?” Mom demanded. “Teddy here is the number one suspect in a heist perpetrated this morning at Carly Cougar’s Candy Corner. I suspect the stolen items may have been concealed within your domicile.” “Be our guest,” I said. “Feel free to search the house.” “Oh, I will,” Marge sneered. She turned toward the previous location of our front door—and only then did it occur to her that something was seriously wrong. Her expression went blank. “Where’s your house?”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“Crocodiles are among the most deadly large animals in the world—if not the deadliest.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“A mamba that had never been found again.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“There was a squirrel Ben Franklin in bifocal glasses flying a little kite; a prairie dog Abraham Lincoln with a top hat, a beard, and a teensy Gettysburg Address; and a weasel Franklin Delano Roosevelt with a cigarette holder and a wheelchair.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“A sport one team doesn’t know it’s playing,” Summer whispered to me.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“a surprising number of kids had done things like shoot holes in road signs, drape trees in toilet paper, or leave flaming bags of dog poo on people’s front porches.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game

“llama.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Big Game