Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch Quotes

“Don’t ever let meanness and bullying make you think it’s about you. Because it’s actually about them.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“snare”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“CPR;”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“mike”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“Ramsay”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“WEF. That’s short for ‘worst enemy forever’.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“We were going camping in the mountains and Mishy really wanted to come with us. She’s an only child and hates having to stay at home with her parents doing boring stuff, so we hatched a plan to smuggle her in my school bag. Our plan was going smoothly until she let a little fart go off in the school bag, followed by a giggle while Dad was packing things in the car. He pretended he didn’t notice as we continued, but he kept saying, “phewie, what’s that stinky smell coming from your school bag? Have you left old egg sandwiches in there? It smells like an elephant’s fart after eating a ten course dinner of baked beans.” And then when he tried to pick the bag up he added, “this bag is so heavy, I think there ‘is’ an elephant in here, possibly even two, and possibly even an elephant poo ….ewghh!”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“As I saw the devastation flash through my mind I begged him not to get in the car. I warned him that danger lurked perilously close, but he looked dismissively at me and bellowed. I know I looked ridiculous rapping on his window. Some people walking into the pool whispered to each other and they too probably thought I was a ridiculous spotted face child. Well I warned him. He survived fortunately, but the sports car wasn’t a pretty sight apparently. And I heard he was in a wheel chair for six months.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“I mean, I don’t even know you yet. What if you’re not cool enough to handle the stuff I might tell you?”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“Dopey Dan seemed like he was wrestling Ariana on the couch. When”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“Actually mean is an understatement. She’s more like a tyrannosaurus rex with hot pink lipstick and salon straightened hair.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“several”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“3. Cool Dude Super Spy”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“I’m wickedly cool,”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“the”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“Fiona,”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“fart,”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“lol.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“Mishy”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“Mishy was able to steer the bike to safety as her tyres”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“why would her best friend lie to her? 14.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“case you didn’t work it out.) I was at my friend Mishy’s”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“year old girl in the seventh grade, with strawberry blonde hair tied back in plaits. Mom says it makes me look like Pippi Longstocking because of the few freckles that sprinkle my face. I live in my denim shorts mostly and I wear loom bands all”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“Diary of a Wickedly Cool Witch Bullies and Baddies By Kate Cullen”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“micro second, I could see Mishy and I doing an aerial somersault and being pinged like a sling shot off the bike, landing ungracefully  in the gutter, probably head first into a steaming pile of dog poo. Miraculously, (well not really, because I used my witch craft) Mishy was able to steer the bike to safety as her tyres magically ploughed through the bike on the ground. She kept saying over and over, “What just happened, what just happened? I thought we were dead!” I said to her, “Its ok Mish, you saved our lives.” “Sorry guys,” a timid voice popped out from behind the tree. “It was kind of lying against the tree when I left it. It must have fallen down. I hope you’re both ok.” As soon as I saw Kaitlyn sheepishly step out from behind the tree, it suddenly clicked as to what had been missing back at Koolbar. It was Kaitlyn. She wasn’t there and she was always dutifully there with Tiffany. Kaitlyn Ramsay was part of the princess gang, though she wasn’t as fake as the rest of them. Every Friday the four of them always sat in a corner of Koolbar, slurping on their shakes and getting guys to slurp on their every word. I don’t think I’ve ever been there on a Friday when the four of them weren’t huddled up together batting eyelids and preening themselves, whispering and fussing. Which is why it seemed so strange when I didn’t see her. As she stood under the branches, the sun sprinkling filtered light onto her face, I could see that her normally creamy colored complexion was blotchy, and her eyes were red and hazy. Her makeup was streaky under her eye’s with smudges of black casting shadows. She looked a little bit like Dracula’s daughter meets prom queen Barbie, but she put on this big phony smile as though nothing was wrong. As if! Did she think we were born under a rock? “So what’s happening guys?” She tried to sound cheery. “Nothing much, we’re just on the way home from Koolbar,” Mishy replied. “What about you? What are you doing hanging around a tree?” “Yeah Kaitlyn, we didn’t see you at Koolbar. What’s the deal? You’re always there on a Friday with the others.” Kaitlyn’s face crumpled momentarily when I questioned her, then just as quickly went a fake shade of happy again. “Agh, I didn’t really want to go today. I have aghh ….some other things I want to do,” she stuttered, searching for words. “Like bird watching?” Mishy giggled. “You didn’t want to go? That’s not like you Kaitlyn.” I added. “So are you two going straight home now?” Obvious change of subject from Kaitlyn. “Yeah I have to babysit my kid brother while my mom and dad go out on their date night. “Aren’t your parents married?” “Yes, they just like to have a date night once a week where they don’t have to be bothered by us kids. Apparently”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“snigger”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“What do girls know anyway? All they ever think about is cutesy, pukey makeup and revoltingly bizarre dolls that go to monster schools.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“The arches of their backs when they performed the bridges were perfect.”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“KISSING!”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies

“kryptonite”
― Kate Cullen, Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Bullies and Baddies